I mean no disrespect to my Greek friends, but I’m about to level the playing field. I’m not a professional chef, I don’t own a restaurant, but if you’ve had dinner at my house, you know.
I love to eat. Actually, love to taste and have a great curiosity for how and why something works. That is why I enjoy cooking. I also love to share when I’m successful at producing something that I think tastes good. Being an average man with a bad temperament, I needed some edge to convince my hot wife to marry and stay with me. I do this with food.
I’ll never forget Teddy’s a Mexican place on Broadway down the block from the Odeon in Tribeca pre 9-11. Teddy’s had the best margaritas and a baby octopus appetizer that got us hooked. Sadly, Teddy’s is gone, but not from our hearts and memories.
Did a little research online, talked to our favorite fishmonger, and then started trying things. It took a few tries, but I think I have it. The decisive test in my house is if the whole family likes it. Once it passes the Tom, Lea, and Tyler test, then the next test is how soon we want it again and more importantly, if I put it out, how quickly is it consumed.
Let me first dispel a few myths.
Patience and attention are the most important skills necessary to do this. I recommend setting a timer to go off every 5 minutes if you can’t focus, but make sure you look and test the octopus for the proper tenderness / texture. Lightly poking the octopus with a sharp knife to see if it penetrates easily is my technique, but you probably could test it by touching, problem is, it is simmering, so it will be hot.
The steps below worked exactly the same for baby octopus and a large three pounder.
Bring 3 quarts of water to the boil.
Once the water is boiling, I brought it outside to the burner on the grill and set it to simmer.
Add the octopus and then keep an eye on it. Keep it simmering as you will have more control. You must check when it is tender by testing to pierce with a knife. Baby octopus takes about ten minutes, the large one took about 45, but it is critical that you check and don’t rely on the time.
Baby octopi should remain whole or perhaps cut in half. Larger octopi can be segmented into 10 or twelve pieces, tentacles, head and connective body area as seen in the picture.
After the octopus has marinated, season the pieces with salt and pepper and then grill until lightly charred on a hot grill.
Serve with lemon wedges. Or as Lea likes, with a mixture of soy sauce and lemon.
Happy cooking.



